Hi, I'm Christian.

Some random things about myself that I am sharing with you. Feel special.

1: No, I'm not Asian. Or Middle-Eastern. Or Mexican! I'm just...Latino. I'm Mayan. Of this personal attribute, I am very proud.

2: My natural hair color is actually very dark brown, almost black. Not blue.

3: Why yes, as a matter of fact I DO laugh at my own jokes. The lamer the joke, the harder the laugh =P

4: Rain fascinates me to no end.

5: I. Love. Africa.

6: I am a dancer. And as a matter of fact, yes I am straight. And yes, it's possible to be a straight male dancer. Just cuz Satan's twisted and perverted the Arts, particularly dance, to such an extreme doesn't mean there aren't a few of us left still fighting against the flow of society. Dance to me is one of the purest forms of worship, and it's sickening to see how twisted it's become as an "art form". It's nearly impossible for a guy to claim to be a dancer without being assumed to be gay and accepted as such from one group of people, and receiving judgemental scrutiny and degrading attitudes from another. Whoever says dancers aren't strong...how wrong you are, haha, in so many ways. But to me, dance is the purest form of worship. I love all art forms very much, but there's just something about dance. I think it must give God so much pleasure to see His children using their entire bodies to praise Him, and give back to Him the gifts He blessed them with.
...and that's why I dance.

7: I love sugar. Big swirly rainbow lolipops are my life. And cake. And...blue Mtn Dew :choir of angels:

8: When I get hyper, I get crazy. Well, even more crazy than usual. And it's contagious. Which is awesome.

9: I read slower than a snail can walk...or...snail...slosh? slug? slither? Well, whatever snails do. I'm pretty sure a snail could actually walk across a page of whatever book I'm reading faster than I could read it.
...however that may be partially due to the fact that I would be SO fascinated by the snail that I would forget to read.

10: I have never been to Boston in the fall.

11: It takes a bit of time to figure me out completely, but if you just count on never knowing what's coming next, you should be all good =P

12: I am a big Tim Burton fan. If you have a problem with that or don't know who he is, that's okay. I shall love you just the same.

13: Making new friends is one of my favorite things to do. Which is good considering my family's lifestyle =P

14: I have trouble coming up with things to say about myself. This took me about an hour to come up with.

15: I am Aladdin.

16: I am the March Hare.

17: I have always wanted colored eyes (as opposed to just the brown/black color they are) and wavy hair.

18: You know that silver lining people talk about? Well, to me it tends to look more like a DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL AWAY ACROSS THE SKY!

19: My favorite color is yellow. Well, and purple too. Just in case Buddy the Elf was asking you for that information.

20: I hope the music in heaven sounds something like the 6th track in the Avatar soundtrack. Yes, I know it's Avatar, but still. Dancing around the throne would be a breeze with music like that playing day and night. Sigh.

21: I sleep like a rock.

22: I can't play sports. Not that I don't like to. I can't. Yes, I know I'm a dancer so I should have great hand-eye coordination, and I actually do...I just have no reflexes. None. Whatsoever. You throw a ball at me: oh, I won't even see it till I've caught it with my face.

23: The line "Altogether now!" always makes me crack up. No matter who says it, I always just crack up. It's funny.

24: I still can't touch my toes.

25: Wow, you really read all that? Hi-five!


"So I like that about myself, and I like myself, and I have a lot of other great qualities as well." - Marcel the shell.

Christian